Totenham Hotspur Jokes
Tottenham boss Harry Redknapp has denied allegations that he’d like to shove a custard pie in the face of the Europa League before tying a brick to it’s ankles and throwing it over a bridge. The Spurs manager claimed he was delighted to be traveling all the way over to Greece instead of sitting on the sofa in his underpants with a beer adding ‘Thursday’s normally a quiet tele night anyway.’
‘We certainly need to think about considering the idea of maybe giving the thought some consideration that thinking about Modric whilst maintaining the belief that we’re considering the Chelsea bid may or may not be a good idea’ were the words of Harry Redknapp last night, with football pundits speculating that the Tottenham boss may actually want to see Chelsea target Luka Modric exit White Hart Lane after all.
We swear we’ve not been hacking phones or working out Hotmail passwords, but we’ve stumbled upon the written transfer request of Tottenham’s Luka Modric:
We’re all just a bunch of Sepp Blatter wannabes it was confirmed last night, after investigations were launched into allegations of bribery relating to West Ham’s successful Olympic Stadium bid. The Olympic Committee, who famously bribed the Olympic board to win the Olympics four years ago, have now been caught taking money themselves in exchange for personal preference over Tottenham Hotspur’s slightly lower offering of money.
Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp has begged the White Hart Lane board not to ask him to offload players for funds until he can control the beast within him capable of trading three crates of timber wood for a Nicolas Anelka. The former West Ham boss was visibly shaken at a press conference when posed the question of selling players for money and had to grab hold of his microphone stand as his shirt appeared to rip a little bit.
A court has told Tottenham Hotspur and Leyton Orient that a ghost town populated only by David Gold singing half time karaoke is still preferred over having to re-open all those books and take another look at their decision. A judicial review found that the appeal to contest West Ham’s move to the Olympic Stadium had no grounds whatsoever and was interrupting severely with watching old episodes of Murder She Wrote.
Spurs manager Harry Redknapp has defended his decision to start bottle nosed dolphin Flipper against Real Madrid last night, claiming the player seemed to be coming on ‘leaps and bounds’ during training. Flipper flapped at a tame shot from Ronaldo early in the second half before ungracefully demanding a section of the home fans feed him fish as reward.
‘We certainly need to think about considering the idea of maybe giving the thought some consideration that thinking about Modric whilst maintaining the belief that we’re considering the Chelsea bid may or may not be a good idea’ were the words of Harry Redknapp last night, with football pundits speculating that the Tottenham boss may actually want to see Chelsea target Luka Modric exit White Hart Lane after all.
We swear we’ve not been hacking phones or working out Hotmail passwords, but we’ve stumbled upon the written transfer request of Tottenham’s Luka Modric:
We’re all just a bunch of Sepp Blatter wannabes it was confirmed last night, after investigations were launched into allegations of bribery relating to West Ham’s successful Olympic Stadium bid. The Olympic Committee, who famously bribed the Olympic board to win the Olympics four years ago, have now been caught taking money themselves in exchange for personal preference over Tottenham Hotspur’s slightly lower offering of money.
Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp has begged the White Hart Lane board not to ask him to offload players for funds until he can control the beast within him capable of trading three crates of timber wood for a Nicolas Anelka. The former West Ham boss was visibly shaken at a press conference when posed the question of selling players for money and had to grab hold of his microphone stand as his shirt appeared to rip a little bit.
A court has told Tottenham Hotspur and Leyton Orient that a ghost town populated only by David Gold singing half time karaoke is still preferred over having to re-open all those books and take another look at their decision. A judicial review found that the appeal to contest West Ham’s move to the Olympic Stadium had no grounds whatsoever and was interrupting severely with watching old episodes of Murder She Wrote.
Spurs manager Harry Redknapp has defended his decision to start bottle nosed dolphin Flipper against Real Madrid last night, claiming the player seemed to be coming on ‘leaps and bounds’ during training. Flipper flapped at a tame shot from Ronaldo early in the second half before ungracefully demanding a section of the home fans feed him fish as reward.