West Bromwich Albion Jokes
Q=Have you heard about the new OXO cube in WBA colours ????
A= It's called a laughing stock.
Rumour has it that the baggies have got a new sponsor: Tampax. The board thought it was an appropriate change as the club is going through a very bad period.
What do you say to a Baggie with a job? "Can I have a Big Mac?"
The seven dwarfs are involved in a mining accident, the roof collapses and they are all buried alive. After several hours of frantic digging the rescue team hear a faint cry: “ Albion are fantastic, Albion are fantastic “The rescue team leader turns to his assistant and says "At least we know Dopey is still alive.Can all the people who brought a Albion yo-yo, could you please replace them they are faulty. When they go down they don't come back up.
Gary Megson was caught speeding on his way to the West Brom ground today. When questioned by the police he said "I'll do anything for three points".
The West Brom chairman is considering replacing Gary Megson with Stephen Hendry. Explaining this unusual move, he said "we don't just need points now, we need snookers!"
A man desperate at the Albion's current situation decides to top himself. In his living room, alone, he prepares to hang himself. At the very last moment, he decides upon wearing his full Albion kit as his last statement. A neighbour, catching sight of the impending incident, informs the police.
On arrival, the police quickly remove the Albion kit and dress the man in stockings and suspenders. The man, totally confused asks why. The policeman simply replies, "it's to avoid embarrassing his family."
A burglary was recently committed at West Brom's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a blue & white carpet.
British Rail have decided to start sponsoring West Brom. BR think they are a suitable team because of their regular points failures.
A husband and wife are getting a divorce. They are fighting in the court, about who's going to have the right to keep the daughter.
The judge asks the girl: "Do you want to live with your Dad?"
She replies: "No, because he beats me all the time."
"Do you want to live with your Mum then", the judge asks?
"No", she replies. "She beats me all the time too" the little girl replies.
"But who do you want to live with then", the judge asks her.
The girl replies: "I want to go and live at The Hawthorns"
The Hawthorns? enquires the judge
To which the girl replies "Yes because West Brom don't beat anyone there".
Q: Who are West Broms new sponsors?
A: Argos because its the only way they will get premiership points.
A= It's called a laughing stock.
Rumour has it that the baggies have got a new sponsor: Tampax. The board thought it was an appropriate change as the club is going through a very bad period.
What do you say to a Baggie with a job? "Can I have a Big Mac?"
The seven dwarfs are involved in a mining accident, the roof collapses and they are all buried alive. After several hours of frantic digging the rescue team hear a faint cry: “ Albion are fantastic, Albion are fantastic “The rescue team leader turns to his assistant and says "At least we know Dopey is still alive.Can all the people who brought a Albion yo-yo, could you please replace them they are faulty. When they go down they don't come back up.
Gary Megson was caught speeding on his way to the West Brom ground today. When questioned by the police he said "I'll do anything for three points".
The West Brom chairman is considering replacing Gary Megson with Stephen Hendry. Explaining this unusual move, he said "we don't just need points now, we need snookers!"
A man desperate at the Albion's current situation decides to top himself. In his living room, alone, he prepares to hang himself. At the very last moment, he decides upon wearing his full Albion kit as his last statement. A neighbour, catching sight of the impending incident, informs the police.
On arrival, the police quickly remove the Albion kit and dress the man in stockings and suspenders. The man, totally confused asks why. The policeman simply replies, "it's to avoid embarrassing his family."
A burglary was recently committed at West Brom's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a blue & white carpet.
British Rail have decided to start sponsoring West Brom. BR think they are a suitable team because of their regular points failures.
A husband and wife are getting a divorce. They are fighting in the court, about who's going to have the right to keep the daughter.
The judge asks the girl: "Do you want to live with your Dad?"
She replies: "No, because he beats me all the time."
"Do you want to live with your Mum then", the judge asks?
"No", she replies. "She beats me all the time too" the little girl replies.
"But who do you want to live with then", the judge asks her.
The girl replies: "I want to go and live at The Hawthorns"
The Hawthorns? enquires the judge
To which the girl replies "Yes because West Brom don't beat anyone there".
Q: Who are West Broms new sponsors?
A: Argos because its the only way they will get premiership points.